Somehow through the ages, the myth that big balls are sexy has been passed down from man to boy. This
belief system is usually exhibited by kicking a lot of butt, almost always weaker butt. John Wayne, football and
politics are good examples.
So it's time to compare Chicken McNuggets.
The country is feeling the oil pinch. Whispers are working up the testosterone. Or could it be a
pragmatic decision? Election=War. Now when did Pappa Bush unleash Desert Storm... Simply a
coincidence
If we had really wanted to get rid of Hussein, we'd have gotten the Mossad in there to do a number on him. Zip in, zip out--
they've done it before.
But, at that time, it would have upset The Balance Of Power, wouldn't it? With Hussein out of Iraq-- who would
buffer against Iran? If he'd been suddenly deposed, CIA would be propping him up in two seconds, just like
with the Shah of Iran. He might be a son-of-a-bitch, but he's our son-of-a-bitch. Ain't that what an American
president said about Stalin? Or was it Marcos? Batista? Noriega? Papa Doc? I forget-- dictators all kinda look
alike to a woman's tiny brain.
But now, we gotta problem. There's another religious nutcase sending planes into buildings. 'Cept all the kings hiorses and all the kings men can't find the bearded one.
So, what's a sad country to do, but deflect the attention to....
Yep.... an earlier Nemesis.
See, America likes dictators, right wing ones, that is. 'Cause dictators have big cojones... and we admire that.
It's that fertility thing, the bigger the balls, the more sperm cells.
Let's keep the sperm swimming, let's keep the women fertilized, and most of all, let's keep that Hero-Myth going.
Old men start wars but young 'uns are needed to fight them.
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| Sketch by Ernst Friedrich. |
| Born 1894, Breslau, Germany. |
| From his book: War Against War |
